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is a fan fiction series by Sol. Sorry if parts of it are incorrect, I don't have MC on my computer or Xbox.

Running GagsEdit

  • "Sheep in my house"

PlotEdit

We see a land filled with lush vegetation, sheep in my house, newbies punching wood, and more newbies punching wood.

The screen zooms in on the newbies punching wood.

Steve: PUNCH! PUNCH! AND PUNCH!

Gav: MY FIST HURTS!

Steve: AND PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!

Gav: YOU DO IT! MY ARM FEELS LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO FALL OFF!

Gav's arm falls off.

Gav: NOT AGAIN! I THOUGHT WHEN WE WERE LEAVING THE VILLAGE WE WOULDN'T GET HURT!

Steve: Thank god the blacksmith gave me wood and leather, the strongest things ever.

Steve gets out a wooden axe and knocks the tree down. It kills a villager. Steve picks up the 7 blocks of wood. Gav puts his arm back on.

Gav: At least there are no iron golems here.


Something creeps up behind them.


Gav: RUN FOR YOUR BLOCKS!

Steve and Gav run for miles.

They end up where they were before.

Steve: We should really plant these saplings. SHOVEL TIME!

Steve gets out a shovel and it whacks Gav in the face, and he falls down a cavern.


Steve: Now Gav, MAKE PLANKS!

Gav: I'm good at planking.

Steve facepalms.

Steve: Just cut them up.

Gav: HOW, YOU DANG TUTORIAL MAN!?

Steve: It's actually very complicated. I shall explain.


The next day, twenty-eight planks are on the ground.

Steve: NOW MAKE A CRAFTING TABLE GAV

Gav: ... DIE STEVE DIE!

Gav rams four planks together to make a crafting table.

Gav: TADA!

Steve: Now my slave, take it back to our ever-so-strong house of wood.

Gav: You'll be dead in the morning.




The next morning, Gav has a wood pickaxe sitting out on the ground in front of the weak wood house. And Steve is alive.

Gav: I should go mining in.... MINE MOUNTAIN!

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Gav: STUPID STONE! GET OUTTA MY WAY!

Gav gives up and walks down the mountain, not realizing zombies are following him. He jumps over the huge 100-foot wide cavern he fell into earlier in a single leap. The zombies fall down in.

Once Gav is home he makes a stone pickaxe, stone axe, and a stone shovel.

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That night, a fire starts in the house.

Steve: GAV WAKE UP!

Gav wakes up and grabs his stuff.

Steve: RUN!

They run out of the house and they see Steve's tools burning.

Steve: I still have my badash leather.

Gav sets out to make a new house on the side of Mine Mountain.

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Steve makes a house by digging a hole in the ground. Gav has his house's front outer walls made out of stone. Then a layer of wood. Then a bed and some sheep.

Gav: SHEEP IN MY HOUSE!

Someone knocks on Gavin's door.

Gav: You're a Creeper aren't you?

Creeper: No, I'm Pssssy. OH SSSSSHEET!

The Creeper explodes and makes Gav's house airborne for a few seconds. It lands on a village tower. The tower caves in and kills several villagers. An Iron Golem walks up.

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